I'm number one, you son of a bitch!

Forever, I've wanted to come up number one on Google, the most widely used search engine in the world, but this other Steve Yager who owns Yager Communications and some other Steve Yagers always came up before me. However, a search for my own name on Google today (vain? Not at all, just something I judge the stature of my awesomeness by. So, then yes, okay, its pure vanity) confirmed that information on my life is more accessable than those other, probably more successful, Steve Yagers out there. Eat it, suckers! I'm the coolest with the name now! HA HA HA. In your face.

To those with the Mike Smith name, I hope you don't judge success the same way I do.