Done with shitty Starbucks

My store has been going downhill for a while now. It seems that every assistant manager who gets bumped up to manager goes crazy. They become motivated by money and their fucking bonuses. They start playing politics and choosing favorites. They squeeze people out instead of telling them why they're getting fired. They put microwaves in their SUV's. Seriously. A woman named Pat Tauzin has a microwave in her SUV. So, I decided it was time to get out. It's been heaven ever since. I've got a great job with Movies By Kids, I get to spend evenings at home. I get to COOK dinner and not get it from a nearby eatery. I do miss some of the people I worked with, like Alan who's pictured here. But, I'll see them outside of work. So, so long slave corp. and SUCK IT. Honestly, the crappy thing is I worked for them for the better part of 4 years and didn't get a "so long, and thanks for the hard work" at the end of it. And I was a hard worker. One of the best. Oh well, now they can TEA BAG IT!

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My friend Tobi

I'm number one, you son of a bitch!

Forever, I've wanted to come up number one on Google, the most widely used search engine in the world, but this other Steve Yager who owns Yager Communications and some other Steve Yagers always came up before me. However, a search for my own name on Google today (vain? Not at all, just something I judge the stature of my awesomeness by. So, then yes, okay, its pure vanity) confirmed that information on my life is more accessable than those other, probably more successful, Steve Yagers out there. Eat it, suckers! I'm the coolest with the name now! HA HA HA. In your face.

To those with the Mike Smith name, I hope you don't judge success the same way I do.

cookin' with Melli

Oi, we had our good friend Melli over for some delicious salmon dinner. The "plan" was to cook for her and she could relax and enjoy the amazing smells of the kitchen. However, we realized the oven wasn't lighting. She got down on the ground and found that the pilot light wasn't lit. As I tried to light it by thrashing around and banging the oven, she pulls me aside and calmly lights it like a respectable human being. Thanks Melli Mel.

Mario Bros

Man, I love this game.

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